Tom: G5
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How Peculiar
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I am all of the above babe,
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Johnny long strokes to the grave
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saving all the stamps and spend
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it on a kettle
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Rub me rub me up right lovely
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if you lick it then lick it battery
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good and properly all night if you want
Chorus:
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I haven't got a clue what to do with you
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I need for you to love me so much
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Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush?
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Just get the old fella and whack it up
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against her tush.
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How Peculiar
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Bend your long legs against the sofa
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in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran.
I'm not into hard sports.
Chorus:
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I haven't got a clue what to do with you
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Jesus all the things my head is going through
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God what am I gonna do with this crush?
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Just whack the old man out and get it up
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against her tush.
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How Peculiar
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Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man
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Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
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How Peculiar.
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I am all of the above man I have what
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you want man if you want me here I am
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Come an get it baby, oh!